Filed under: Frivolity
BBC news is reporting a pelican eating a pigeon.
How is that a pigeon? It’s quite clearly a coot. Why are the BBC lying to us? What is the basis of the great pigeon conspiracy? Are they trying to airbrush the coot out of history? Are they trying to start a war between pigeonkind and pelicankind? We need to know!
The conspiracy goes deeper. Flickr user James Bunton posts pictures of a pelican eating a pigeon dated NOVEMBER 1ST 2005!!!
And what do we see in the foreground here? A pigeon. QUITE SAFE!!
And what do we see here if not a PELICAN EYEING UP SOME COOTS!?!