The Samovar

Stats for 2008
January 2, 2009, 3:29 am
Filed under: Internet, Search Terms, WordPress | Tags: ,

In case anyone is interested, this year the most popular entries were:

  1. Make Google search in English
  2. Aubergine pasta sauce
  3. 28 points (about scrabble)
  4. Terrorism: Hysteria, Profit, Control
  5. Keeping your knife sharp

Top search terms that led people to my blog:

  1. cooking
  2. scrabble
  3. lol
  4. slave
  5. google search in english

So there you have it.

More searches
May 25, 2007, 1:41 pm
Filed under: Search Terms

These just get madder and madder…

  • green asparagus extreme cooking  -oh my god! Extreme cooking! That is do damn cool.
  • bananas and nervous system – apparently if you eat too many bananas the build-up of potassium can be lethal (note: may be an urban myth), and potassium is an important chemical in the nervous system. No idea if these have anything to do with each other.
  • “eating alone” in “the fat duck” – don’t do it! Take a friend.
  • samovar brainwave decrappification – erm?
  • what are some shortcomings of capitalism – I could say a lot about this. Instead, I’ll just direct you to Znet.
  • human meat substitute – OK I wrote that entry as a joke people!

A week in searching
May 16, 2007, 2:30 am
Filed under: Frivolity, Search Terms

It’s been a good week, people have got to my blog by searching for:

  • “drinking gravy” – lots of advice here about that, highly recommended
  • What does our cake is dough mean? – something about a plan going wrong?
  • how does one spell 12th in Mathematics – twelfth, same as everywhere else. Odd though, I agree
  • pigeon war – it’s more of a cold war at the moment, but we’ve got the pelicans on our side
  • photo knife stomach – disturbing, I hope they didn’t find what they were looking for
  • bonobo nervous system – Ed? This one seems to be about you
  • how to improve the nervous system – optimistic, but I’m working on it
  • poems on discrimination based on religion – I have no idea

But best of all was:

  • is it ok to eat rat meat – I think probably yes if you feel like it, but please see the comments on the meat sack entry
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Search terms
November 1, 2006, 5:51 pm
Filed under: Search Terms

Latest searches which led people to my page:

  • confessions of reformed racists
  • the biggest shits
  • pelican eating pigeon

I think I must be doing something wrong?

Search terms
October 24, 2006, 2:37 am
Filed under: Internet, Search Terms

I’ve just noticed that WordPress allows you to see where people are coming to your site from, and what search terms they used to get them here. I decided to post a few of the best. If funny ones keep turning up I might make this a semi-regular feature.

  • do anarchist believe in a god – this person must have been really committed because my blog doesn’t come up in the first 15 pages of Google with this search
  •  spells to stop noisy neighbours – I’m on page 3 talking about ASBOs
  • what does samovars mean and a little later a followup, samovar how to use – sadly I didn’t provide anything helpful on either of these questions